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March 26, 2010

Those in the right place, get frosting on face.


Hop on the Black D

February 26, 2010

An old white manager of ours had his license plate customized to say “Black-D”. He insisted it was a reference to one of his favorite Led Zeppelin songs “Black Dog”, but we all knew the real purpose was to insinuate some kind of beneficial “birth defect”.

Condom Break = Best Mistake. Happy B-day, Love Mom

February 22, 2010

Best Mistake Evar: Buying the equate brand condoms! The only reason you were born kid! – Our Mission

January 23, 2010

Cake Friday – Your reward for surviving another work week.

 We get local Grocery bakeries to put the most raunchy, ridiculous things on a cake, every Friday.

There are a few ground rules:

1) All cake writing/decorating must be done by an unsuspecting bakery employee.

2) Cake must be ordered in person, no calling ahead.

3) Once the cake is made and priced, it must be paid for at human cashier.

That’s it. Leave your ideas/comments and we may usethem.

Got Herpe? Now You Do! :(

January 22, 2010

The gift that keeps on giving. Even better than the crabs I gave you for Christmas last year.

Got Herpe?

Got Herpe?

Cake Back Mountain

January 15, 2010

I can’t quit you. Better eat you instead.

Cake Back Mountain

Cake Back Mountain

Surprise, You’re Adopted

January 8, 2010

Sorry Kid, Thought you should know the truth…

Surprise, You're Adopted

Keep Fucking That Chicken

December 30, 2009
Keep Fucking That Chicken

Keep Fucking That Chicken

Urinal Cake

December 22, 2009
Urinal Cake

Urinal Cake

Happy Birthday Shi Weezy

December 16, 2009
Happy Birthday Shi Weezy

Happy Birthday Shi Weezy